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[Hermione Fanon Ships Fest] FIC: Switch - Chapter 17/17
Hermione Fanon Ships Fest 02
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Title: SWITCH (Chapter 17/17)
Author: rzzmg
Characters: Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy (main pairing), Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 264 (this final chapter) + 369 (list of British-isms)
Summary: Post-Hogwarts. Novel compliant, but discards Epilogue (EWE format). It was only supposed to be one night - a set-up with a hot guy at a fetish club in Muggle London for some mind-blowing, no-strings-attached sex where Hermione would play the submissive role. However, when her amazingly skilled and sensual partner, Draco Malfoy, kept sending her tickets and roses to return to the club to meet again and again, how could a single, sexually-experimental girl say 'no'? Hermione's about to learn the hard way that the sins of the flesh can prove to be too tempting for the body - and the heart - to resist.
Warnings: Very explicit sexual situations, alcohol consumption, profanity.
Disclaimer: I do not own “Harry Potter,” nor any of its characters, nor do I profit in any way from the use of said characters and situations in this writing.
Author Notes: A ‘switch’ in the BDSM lifestyle is a person who can act as either a top (Dom, or Dominant) or a bottom (sub or submissive); many times, it is a spontaneous reversal of roles, unplanned and unexpected. The Festival of Sins really exists, and is described exactly as it operates and where it is located (a nightclub building called ‘The Den & Centro’; the only part that is fictional to the place is the optional rooms in the secret back, which I have no idea whether they exist or not, but some clubs have them, so I threw it in for a plot bunny). The Mass Nightclub, Le Gavroche Restaurant and Tête-à-tête Restaurant in Rome all exist and are really as described as well. The song mentioned in chapter two is “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails. Viola De Lesseps is from the movie, “Shakespeare In Love” (a highly recommended watch). British-isms are translated at the bottom of the story for you, just in case. THANK YOU TO MY BETA, UNSEEN69!

Chapter 01 | Chapter 02 | Chapter 03 | Chapter 04 | Chapter 05 | Chapter 06 | Chapter 07 | Chapter 08 | Chapter 09 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16 | Chapter 17

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The Ministry of Magic

London, England

June 11, 2004 – Friday Afternoon

I stared at the ticket in my hand and couldn’t help but laugh out loud with delight.

Festival of Sins @ The Den & Centro

Special Event: Carnival of Naughty Fun – A Celebration of ‘Luxuria - Lust’

Saturday night - June 12, 2004


I hastily penned a reply to my fiancé, confirming my acceptance of his invitation and sent it off with one of the Ministry owls to Malfoy Manor. I then sent a second note off to Gin, inviting her and her spanking, new husband to pick up some tickets for themselves and come along for the fun, if they wanted. I had a sneaking suspicion that Blaise already knew about the rendezvous, though. Call it feminine intuition, but I was betting he’d already spoiled his wife with a clothing and shoe spending spree to help her pick out a chic, naughty outfit to wear to the event. I’d kill her if she’d gotten the pick of the season’s newest BCBG Maxazria dresses and Lise Charmel lingerie first!

With visions of low-cut, silk necklines and lacy knickers to tempt my man with, I returned to my office with a smile plastered to my face, looking forward to tomorrow’s shopping trip.

A little over a year ago, if anyone would have told me that I’d one day be the recipient of Draco Malfoy’s sexual and romantic interest, and that I’d actually crave him back, I’d have laughed myself silly. Now, I thought the idea was absolutely brilliant.


Translation of BRITISH-ISMS:

‘BFF’ is Leet-speak for ‘best friends forever’ (I believe this is an American-ism as well).

‘Bloke’ is slang for ‘man’ (usually a more masculine phrase; women don’t tend to use this very often).

‘Bloody brilliant’ is slang for ‘heartily fantastic.’

‘Bloody hell’ is slang for ‘damn it all.’

‘Brilliant’ is an affectionate term used to express admiration or approval of a person, place or thing.

‘Bugger off’ is slang for ‘go away’ (derived from ‘buggering’ which is slang for ‘anal sex’; ‘bugger off’ is the idea that one went off to places hidden to have anal sex and its use evolved with the times).

‘Choking’ is slang for ‘upsetting myself for no good reason’ (the American equivalent is ‘to freak out’).

‘E’d up’ is slang for being high on the illegal drug MDMA, also called ‘Ecstasy.’

‘Fecking’ is slang for ‘amazing.’

‘Gatecrashing’ is slang for ‘showing up somewhere uninvited.’

‘Guv’ is short for ‘governor’ which is a lower-class slang word for men who are above the station of the speaker (often used in a mocking of the higher-class by the lower).

‘Honest to Jim’ is a very old slang term meaning, ‘I swear on my penis’ (a ‘Jim’ or ‘Jimmey’ is a penis and ‘Jimmey/Jimmie’ is also slang for a condom; both men and women use this expression in modern day, although it really is a more masculine and crass phrase… since Ginny has six older brothers, I figured she’d have picked up on this one and would occasionally use it).

‘Kitty’ is slang for ‘vagina’ (hence where you get the term ‘pussy’ from).

‘Knickers’ is slang for ‘lingerie panties’ (girls only; men’s boxers are called ‘pants’).

‘Nutting up’ is slang for ‘gathering one’s courage.’

‘Loo’ is slang for ‘bathroom.’

‘Mate’ is slang for ‘friend’ (usually a more masculine phrase; women don’t tend to use this very often).

‘Shag’ is slang for ‘to have sex’ (‘shaggable’ is slang for ‘exciting enough/attractive enough to want to have sex with’).

‘Wanker’ is slang for ‘a person who masturbates’ (a derogatory term; ‘to wank’ is slang for ‘to masturbate’ – used to be only for men; women’s masturbation is termed, ‘frigging’ or ‘to frig’).

Chapter 01 | Chapter 02 | Chapter 03 | Chapter 04 | Chapter 05 | Chapter 06 | Chapter 07 | Chapter 08 | Chapter 09 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16 | Chapter 17

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OMG what a great story! You didn't draw it out with incredible angst (although it felt like ti because of the everyday posting thing)and you wrapped it up nicely.

I enjoyed coming to live journal every day to see another chapter. I can tell that you put a lot of work into it! Thanks for giving us something incredible to read for the last month.

Can't wait for the reveals so I can know who you are and stalk you :D

Until then!

Thanks slytherinjunkie! I appreciated the review and I'm thrilled you enjoyed this story!

Just FYI: after the exclusivity period is over, I'm going to put the story on my ff.net page (same writer's handle) with my other stories, and I'm going to html it for Hawthorn & Vine's site, too (same handle again).

Thanks again to the mods for putting this story up and hosting the fest! It was so much fun. :)

That was awesome. Hot characters, superb sex. I especially loved the detail you put into the clothing and settings.

OMG why do you not have more reviews?! I only heard about this story because of your ff.net account but I couldn't wait for the update so I went straight here.

Wow, oh, wow. The DRAMA. The drama was so addicting. I'm supposed be typing up a lab report but I ditched that fast to finish this story. Gosh, you're the mistress of angst and tension between these two. I love how you kept Hermione her own person and how you kept them both apart reasonably. Ugh, I can't stress enough how well you keep up the angst. I absolutely love it.

Good start, great road travelled + LOVE THE END

Loved this so much, I had to find the original comm in which to finish the story....as FF.net only has chapter 12 up. Well done! :D


I used to check SWITCH on ff.net every other day (every hour, if possible), waiting for your update on the story and I would be delighted and totally giggly AND giddy when I found out you did.
I was JUST SO IMPATIENT to get to the end of the story.
Imagine my JOY when I found out you had this shite posted somewhere else than ff.net, and that it was finished!
anyway, I praise your work and hope you continue to make such beautiful and original stories
(hoping that one day, I may write that well too... if I EVER stop being too lazy to type things down)

You happy with my comment?
my last one ever (on ff.net) was a year ago.
YOU made me do that :)

well done and hope you the best of luck
(oh, and please congratulate your daughter on graduating for me please!)


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